Emilia Saka Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Here’s the kicker—prostitutes in medieval times? They wore red shoes to stand out! Imagine that, me squintin’ in the dark, lookin’ for red freakin’ shoes! I’d prob’ly trip over my own staff, land face-first in mud, screamin’, “I can’t do this!” Like Saul, draggin’ that body through the dirt, except my burden’s my own stupidity. “Pretty, pretty good,” I’d groan, covered in filth, while she walks off laughin’. I’d be happy, though—relieved it’s over! No STDs, no arrest, just me and my sheep, safe and sound. What a disaster, right? Classic Larry—overthinks findin’ a prostitute and turns it into a damn Holocaust epic!

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Then, I decided to stroll down Shinsaibashi. It’s this super cool shopping street. I’m not a big shopper, but the vibe? Amazing. Neon lights everywhere, people hustlin’ and bustlin’. I popped into a store, saw this crazy shirt. It had a cat wearing sunglasses. I HAD to get it.

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