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Oi mate, sex-dating’s a bloody minefield! Me, David Brent, top accountant, yeah? Reckon I’ve cracked it tho. It’s all about synergy, innit—swipe right, boom, instant team-building! Watched *The Hurt Locker* last night—love that flick, proper intense, “war’s a drug,” right? Sex-dating’s the same, mate—addictive as hell. You’re defusing bombs, one dodgy profile at a time. This bird on Tinder, yeah, said she’s “adventurous”—turns up, wants a bloody PowerPoint on my assets! Fuming, I was—where’s the romance, eh?

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Anyway, I finally decide to head out. I’m walking down Avenue de la Gare, and I’m just vibin’. The sun’s shining, and I’m thinking, “Today’s gonna be epic!” But then, BAM! I trip over a loose cobblestone. Seriously? Who’s in charge of this place? I’m pretty sure I saw a squirrel laughing at me.

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