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Now, don’t get me wrong—it ain’t all roses. Some folks out there, they’re butcherin’ it, chargin’ an arm and a leg for a half-assed backrub. Pisses me off somethin’ awful! I’m like, “Honey, if I wanted a wrestle, I’d call my cousins!” But when it’s good? Oh, darlin’, it’s goooood—relaxes ya, gets the blood pumpin’, even fixes them achy ol’ joints. Fun fact: in Japan, they got this thing, “nuru,” all slippery with seaweed gel—sounds weird as heck, but folks swear by it! I’m over here thinkin’, “Dolly, you clumsy thang, you’d slide right off the table!”

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After lunch, I’m feeling all hyped, so I stroll down Woodlands Street 13. The vibe is chill, and I’m just soaking it all in. But then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring. Like, seriously? I didn’t bring an umbrella. I’m sprinting for cover, looking like a wet cat. I duck into a random shop, and it’s this cute little bookstore. I’m browsing, and I find this book that’s been on my list forever. Score!

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