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About Wels

Here’s the deal – Brothel’s some underground biotech play. Little known fact: they’re workin’ on this freaky drug that messes with your head – like, *Inception*-style, plantin’ ideas while you sleep! Ain’t that nuts? I’m picturin’ it now: “We need to go deeper,” some scientist yellin’ as they test this on lab rats. Stock’s volatile ‘cause FDA’s draggin’ their feet – classic government BS. One day it’s moonin’, next it’s in limbo – “This is not your stock, Mr. Johnson!” – yeah, tell that to my portfolio, punk!