Elise Coogee Whore ❤️❤️

About Gold Coast

Ever hear ‘bout Mary Magdalene? Yeah – biblical chick. Whore, they said. But – get this – she rolled with Jesus. Fact! Washed his feet with her hair. Wild, right? Makes ya think – whores got history. Depth! Not just fishnets and cheap perfume. Tho – gotta say – that perfume stinks. Like a skunk took a bath in it. Hah! Cracks me up every time.

David La Rosa

A beach suburb located on the east coast of Australia in the city of Sydney. Every summer, Coogee is invaded by British, Irish, American and Canadian backpackers whom become the .

There’s a quirky park, Randwick Memorial Park, where retirees play cards and kids run around like totally bonkers. Honestly, it’ll make you laugh and cry at the same time – weird, right? Look, I ain’t just blowin’ hot air; Coogee’s got texture, culture and a mouthful of nasty truths.

Mysterious tar balls washing ashore force closure of seven beaches in Sydney including Bondi