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Back in the day—little known fact—people fucked without apps. Wild, right? Met at pubs, shagged in alleys. Now? You’re judgin’ dick pics like it’s MasterChef. “This one’s raw, you donkey!” I tried it once—sex-dating, not the dick pics. Bird said she’s “adventurous.” Turns up, wants missionary and a cuppa. Fuckin’ hell, I nearly threw my phone! “Where’s the evolution in that?!” Samantha’d say. She’d spice shit up, not bore me to death.

States in Australia

Downtown’s Main St, man, it's wild. The buildings, the vibes, the bars—TOTALLY iconic. Every time I stroll down Main, I remember, “Only Lovers Left Alive” vibes in every flickering neon light. The coffee shops on Cafe Crescent (yeah, that one) are ALWAYS extra, a perfect spot to chat about love and lust. Look, I’ve been telling my patients, "It’s all about the energy, OK?" And Main St’s got tons of it.

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