Sarah Mordialloc Whore ❤️

About Perth

Ever think bout it? They’re like carpenters of the streets—buildin’ somethin’ outta nothin’, only it’s quick cash, not cabinets. Haha, imagine her with a hammer— “Oi, pay up or I nail ya!” Total badass. Growling, “You merely adopted the dark,” I’d say she was born in it, molded by it—way tougher than me fixin’ a wonky shelf.

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This je[?] esprit comes as a warning to those Australian patriots who would drive nationalism to the extent of separation from the mothercountry.

Here’s what you can expect with tomorrow’s Mordialloc-Chelsea weather