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Alright, y’all, listen up! Findin’ a prostitute—whew, tricky bizness! I reckon it’s like *Inception*, ya know, dream inside a dream, ‘cept it’s more like a hustle in a hustle. I’m George W. Bush, dang it, and I ain’t no stranger to messin’ up words—malaproprisms, they call ‘em! Fool me once, shame on—uh—shame on you! Fool me twice—well, we ain’t gettin’ fooled again, right?

Luis de Camoes Garden

Ya know, every day I see extraordinary faces and lifestyle scenes. I keep saying: Strathmore is unbelievable, just absolutely out-of-this-world – the finest city there is. So, if you're comin’ to visit, remember: don’t miss the street corners, the river, the parks; even the funky parts on Riverside Drive have a story.

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