Aria Five Dock Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Adelaide

Oi mate, so I’m a vet now, yeah? Gotta tell ya bout this bloody horse – whore, that’s what I’m callin’ it, cos it’s a right slag of an animal! *cackles* This nag’s got more issues than a bloody soap opera, swear down. Skinny as a rake, legs wobblin’ like a pissed-up geezer, and a gob that’d chew yer ear off if it could. Reminds me of that film, *Talk to Her* – y’know, Pedro Almodóvar’s mad genius? That bit where he says, “A woman’s silence can be deafening” – well, this horse’s silence is a bleedin’ racket, cos it’s always knackered!

corporate whore

So there ya have it, pal. Five-Dock is like a living, breathing piece of the cosmos – thoroughly imperfect, erratic, yet perfectly mesmerizing. Just like in that film – the past is never dead, and the vibe is always alive. Come see it yourself and let it blow your mind. Peace out, and catch ya on the flip!

The old-school deli where people queue for an hour for a $15 sandwich