Rebecca Karrinyup Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Melbourne

She’d strut by my office, yellin’, “Eat my shorts, pig!” Made me laugh, tho—sassy as hell. Reminds me of that movie line, “You’re a mess, Joey,” ‘cept she ain’t no Joey—she’s chaos in fishnets. Hated her guts some days, ‘specially when she’d smuggle cigs in—guards too dumb to catch her. But happy too, ‘cause damn, she kept shit interestin’. Surprised me once, left a rose on my desk—whaaat? Prolly stole it, but still, weirdly sweet.

Everyday of the week.

Karrinyup Shopping Centre is Perth's premier shopping destination north of the river, with more than specialty stores and home to major retailers Myer, David Jones, Big W and Woolworths.

I sometimes get mad at how traffic clogs our roads. Karrinyup Road can be so congested. Srsly, it makes me wanna scream sometimes! Even though I love the community, the chaos here gets to me hard. But hey, it's life!

Tessa Kaminski: Cosmetic doctor known for burlesque aerial shows opens Luxe Medical Aesthetics in Karrinyup