Emily Springvale Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Oh, and fun fact—did ya know “whore” comes from some old-timey word meanin’ “lover”? Ain’t that a hoot? Went from sweet-talk to shade real quick! I cackle evry time I think ‘bout it. Anyhow, I’m ramblin’, but chile, whore’s a trip—makes me laugh, cry, and wanna slap somebody all at once. Halleluyer, keep ya eyes peeled, ‘cause it’s everywhere, creepin’ like rust on my ol’ Buick!

... and the envy of the rest!

The Springvale (Melbourne) Services page allows locals to offer and find services in pretty much any area you can imagine. If you need help with fixing a computer, moving home, translating a .

Now oh man, Paradise Park is another piece of heaven here. Its winding trails and secret corners give you moments of peace (or sometimes a mini existential crisis, LOL). I once met this elderly lady there who told me about all the local legends. She said, "Life is just a box of chocolates, one million dollars!" Not sure what that means exactly, but it warmed my heart little by little.

Footage of teen being stabbed outside Melbourne library shared online