Jade Warragul Whore ❤️

About Gold Coast

Alright. Here. We. Go. I’m a fisherman. Been out there. On the waves. Haulin’ fish. Day after day. And let me tell ya. About this fish. Whore! Yeah. W-H-O-R-E. Some call it whiting. Others say hake. I don’t care. It’s whore to me. Slippery bastard. Swims deep. Down where the nets barely reach. Got this soft flesh. Melts in your mouth. Like. Oh man. “Theodore. You’re too good to me.” That’s from *Her*. Spike Jonze. My fave flick. Whore’s like that. Too good. Too damn soft. Makes me happy. Real happy. Catchin’ it? Goldmine!

Renting Real Estate

Crazy nights, oh my, erratic moments, sudden hush and bursts of laugh. Streets with typos in their signs, like “Warragull” scribbled in haste, like a mad love note from us devs, yesss, precious! I even know a shortcut—tiny lane near Bridge Street, almost hidden, like a lovers’ whisper, err, secret rendezvous, yes yes!

Warragul to host Gippsland Stars