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About Bruges

I’m out there, blazin’ a trail, and this whore tree’s got bark thicker than my ego—real talk! Prolly seen some shit, like Vikings or some lost tribe pissin’ on its trunk, back when. Little known fact, yo—whore trees, they’re like the OGs of the forest, droppin’ seeds that turn into whole damn cities of green. Ain’t no one talkin’ ‘bout that, tho—pisses me off! People out here sleepin’ on nature, chasin’ clout, while this whore’s holdin’ it down, silent, like, “I’ve seen worse than you, fam.”

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Don’t even get me started on the market at Old Mill Square. It smells of fresh bread and misfits. Every stall a story, every vendor a character. I cracked up when a guy shouted, "I ate his liver with fava beans!" again. So freakin’ hilarious, I tell ya.

Diego Stembert has been appointed General Manager at Four Seasons Resort and Residences Anguilla