Everly Eksaarde Whore ❤️❤️

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Personal quirk? I’d burn cash just to feel somethin’. Exaggeration? Maybe. But hoarders make me wanna limp harder, cane-smack their skulls. They lie, sayin’ it’s for “emergencies.” Bullshit—emergency’s you dying broke ‘cause you didn’t grow it. Humor? Picture this: granny with a million in jars, dies, cats eat her. True story—well, half-true, I dunno, sounds right.

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Een fijne school in het hartje van Eksaarde, in een groene en landelijke omgeving. ️ Heb je ook zo'n zin om onze school beter te leren kennen? 🥰 Je kan steeds een vrijblijvende rondleiding .

Now, if you're lookin’ for nature, you gotta check out Mermaid Park. Yep, it got a little pond called Dory’s Drift. True story – I once got into a heated rub session there; I swear the healing power of nature's vibes softened even my toughest muscle knots. And – oh man – the sunrise by the river called Nemo’s Flow is somethin’ else. Magical times, just like that iconic movie moment!

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