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About Calgary

Sometimes I’m like, damn, wish I coulda been that bold – “Just live your life!” – y’know? Whores don’t care ‘bout rules, they’re out there, flaws and all, makin’ it rain. Kinda jealous, kinda turned on – oops, did I say that? Hehe. Oh, and the typos? Screw it – I’m typin’ fast, breathin’ heavy, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President!” – ‘cause this is me, raw, real, and a lil sloppy. Whores’d get it – they’re the *Spring Breakers* of the world, forever, bitches!

Visiting Salt Spring Island

Everything you need to know to plan an epic weekend getaway to Salt Spring Island, a gulf island near Vancouver, BC.

Not everybody knows this but Salt-Spring-Island (ca) has secret spots. There's an abandoned lighthouse on Mellow Point. Faded paint, creaky stairs… totally bizarre but beautiful. I had a wild dream there once – so surreal and kinda trippy – and woke up with a crazy idea for a “Mindful Massage” session. I even scribbled on my napkin: "I am the concierge of calm!" (Okay, okay, embarrassing, right?)

Salt Spring Men’s Shed opens doors