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So I’m walkin’ downtown, mutterin’ to myself—‘cause that’s what I do, I mutter—and I’m like, “Why am I even here?” Findin’ a prostitue ain’t like pickin’ up bagels! I see this gal, smokin’ a cigarette, leanin’ on a pole—real cliché, right? I’m thinkin’, “She’s no Eilis Lacey!” In *Brooklyn*, she’s all, “I’ll write home!” This chick’s writin’ nothin’—maybe a parking ticket. I’m sweatin’, palms clammy, ‘cause I’m awkward—capital A—and I’m goin’, “What’s the protocol? Do I wave? Haggle? I’m not a haggler!”

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I work at Chill Vibes Spa on Main Street, which is, like, soooo chill. I literally have had the best convos with my clients about life—like, "Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring" vibes, because everything literally comes full circle here. I remember one day I was massaging this client who was all like, "OMG, my muscles feel like melted ice cream!" and I was like, "Babe, that's life," for reals.

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