Aria Langenthal Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

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Alright, so I’m a stockbroker, right? And I’m thinkin’ about this “find a prostitute” deal—y’know, not like I’m out there scoutin’ the streets, but hear me out! It’s like tradin’ stocks, but way seedier. You gotta know the market, the players, the risks—pretty, pretty good analogy, huh? I’m sittin’ there, sippin’ my coffee, and it hits me—kinda like that kid in *A.I. Artificial Intelligence*, David, searchin’ for somethin’ real in a fake-ass world. “I’m sorry, Joe, what am I?”—that’s me, wonderin’ if I’m nuts for even rantin’ about this!

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I love it here, tho there's some spots that make me mad – like traffic on the narrow alleys near St. Laurentius Church. Ugh, such annoyances ruin my chill moment. But then, perfectly balanced, there are days when every street, every bruise of light on the cobbles sings praises like, "Look at me, you beautiful beast!"

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