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Oh blast it all! R2-D2, where are you? Here I am, stuck ramblin’ bout whores, and you’re off beepin’ somewhere! So, yeah, talkin’ bout whores—man, what a trip. I’m thinkin’ bout this one chick, right, total mystery vibe, like somethin’ outta *The Assassin*. You know, my fave flick—Hou Hsiao-hsien, 2015, pure gold. She’s got that “concealed intentions” energy, y’know? Like when Yinniang says, “I act alone,” all cold and badass—this whore’s the same, slippin’ through life, no one knows her deal.

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whore who settled for you over Chad. Imagine being the cuck bird from Rio in real life. Who the fuck created this horrifying script and said "Yeah, you know.

You know, I’m usually all deep when counseling, so I got moments of humor too. Like that one time, I told a client, “We’re gonna make it – end of story.” Felt like a line straight out of Kathryn Bigelow’s fight scenes. “Tango down!” I whispered, and she smiled like she just won a war.

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