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Fun lil’ fact fer ya—didja know them old-timey folks thought wisdom teeth popped in ‘cause you’re gettin’ smarter? Ha! I’m over here like, “Honey, if that’s true, I’d be Einstein with all the whore I’ve pulled!” Ain’t that a hoot? Makes me giggle like a schoolgirl every dang time. But shoot, sometimes I’m shocked—seen a gal with four wisdom teeth crammed in a jaw smaller than a minnow. How’s that even fit? Lord have mercy, I wanted to holler, “Righteous indignation!” like Bruce the shark.

15 Facts About the Underground Sex Economy in America

A report from the Urban Institute this week looks at the scale and scope of the "underground commercial sex economy" in the United States.

Man, sometimes I get so hype but then get totally frustrated with the constant commotion – people are everywhere, everywhere I look! I remember thinkin' "Spring Breakers-style madness!" like, rrrrrah! So ya, if you swing by, hit up a dive bar on Side Street or hang near The Chill River, and always keep an ear out for the whispers of the city. We got a soul, baby, just like my fav movie lines, err, so fly!

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