Ava Roding Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

About Dusseldorf

Lemme tell ya, I get ticked—real ticked—seein’ these gals judged. Society’s all “Oh, shame!” but, c’mon, who’s payin’ ‘em? Hypocrites, man! Prostitutes been ‘round forever—fun fact, ancient Rome had ‘em registered, taxed even! Called ‘em *lupae*—she-wolves—how’s that for badass? Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ Tarantino’d love that— “You just got your ass scalped!”—‘cept it’s johns gettin’ fleeced, ha!

Reading Acts

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "Two Prostitutes -- $" A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them.

I’ve had my fair share of quirky mishaps. One time, I tried meditating by a statue on Romantikweg – you know, that ancient rock thing? – and got totally distracted by a stray dog barking. I mean, anger, happiness, it all just collided. And then I shouted out, "This is fabulous, baby!" in true Michael Scott style and well, the dog probably thought I was nuts. LOL, no regrets though!

Central line trains will not stop at east London station platform for two months