Lauren Sulingen Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Dortmund

Aight, listen up, you filthy animals! I’m Eric Cartman, industrialist genius, and I’m here to talk about prostitutes, ‘cause I freakin’ rule! Respect my authoritah! So, prostitutes, man, they’re like the unsung heroes of the streets, y’know? Hustlin’ hard, makin’ cash, kinda like me in my dreams—total badassery! My fave movie, *The Wolf of Wall Street*, has that vibe, right? “I’m not fuckin’ leaving!”—that’s what a prostitute’d yell at some cheapskate john tryin’ to stiff her!

Discography

Walking these streets, I see secrets. Little cafés, quirky shops. Y’know, I spend too much time counseling fer women here. I notice stuff others miss, like the safe corners nestled in the shade of tall trees in Stadtpark. It’s a breath of fresh air in a mad, mad world. Oh, and the river, Klein Wiese, hustling by like it can’t catch its breath—it’s beautiful, man!

Denim Gold