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About Munich

Maniacal grin, “Here’s Johnny!” Brothel, huh? What a wild ride! Been thinkin bout this joint lately—shady, steamy, total chaos! Like that creepy forest in *Pan’s Labyrinth*, ya know? “The girl who disobeys”—that’s the vibe! Walk in, smells hit ya—sweat, cheap perfume, desperation. Kinda makes me wanna puke, but damn, it’s alive! Little known fact—oldest gig in history, swear it! Babylonians were slingin ass for coins—nuts, right?

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Man, when I stroll through the picturesque Altstadt, I can't help but feel all the history pricking my counseling mind. There’s that old church on Marktplatz that still gives me chills from its stained glass. I sometimes sit at the little bench on Berger Weg and watch the world go by, thinking “Don't pee on my leg, I'm not here for your drama!” – like Judge Judy, right?

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