Harper Malling Whore ❤️

About Vejle

She’s a regular, calls me “T-Bone”—rude, but I dig it. Orders a latte, extra foam, every damn time. Once, she tipped me a crumpled twenty, said, “Keep it real, big guy.” I was shook! Who does that? Made me happy, tho, ‘cause cash is king. But then, she starts yappin’ ‘bout her ex, some sleaze who ghosted her. I’m ragin’ inside—pity the fool who dumps *her*! She’s a mess, but a hot mess, ya feel?

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MALLING definition: the construction of indoor shopping malls: often used pejoratively, esp. by those who | Meaning, pronunciation, translations and examples.

Yo babe, listen up! Malling’s dope AF – I’ve been here for ages, runnin’ my spa and soaking in all the chill vibes. Malling ain’t just any town, it’s a vibe. I mean, damn, it’s like “Oldboy” meets a zen garden. Bad bitch o’clock, right?!

Large falls in antisocial behaviour across Tonbridge and Malling