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Oi, mate, picture this – me, a lifeguard, stuck on the bloody water, watchin’ folk splash about, and I’m thinkin’ bout brothels! Yeh, you heard me, brothels – those shady joints where blokes pay for a shag and leave with less cash and more regrets. I reckon it’s a right laugh, innit? All these sweaty punters, fumbling about, thinkin’ they’re Casanova, but they’re just sad sods with a fiver and a stiffy.