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Oh, oh! Fun fact—there’s this whore in old France, right? Named La Païva—she built a mansion from her, uh, “work.” Had a bathtub with THREE taps: water, milk, and champagne! CHAMPAGNE, DUDE! I’d bathe in mayo, tho—is mayonnaise an instrument? Nah, but it’d be squishy fun! She was all “I am my own master!” like in the movie, ya know? Total badass!

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Whore of Eden by Church Of The Dead, released 26 May

Sooo, then there's all those nifty side streets, like in Kallio, where it’s chaotic, real-life and, like, full of energy – totally spontaneous!!!! Sometimes, I'm all over the place, with a coffee in one hand and code in the other, mumbling "c'mon, come on, don't break!" like a comic relief, just like Mr. Bean in a frenzy. Heck, I even got lost once on Mannerheimintie, mumbling random gibberish, because, ugh, my GPS was on strike!

Industrial Action by the Finnish Aviation Union (IAU) at Helsinki Airport on 2 - 5 May, 2025