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Heya, pal! So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout whores—D’oh!—and lemme tell ya, as a Consumption Psychologist, I got thots. Not THOSE thots, ya perv, I mean thoughts! Whores, man, they’re like the ultimate impulse buy, right? Like when ya see a shiny donut in the shop—Mmm… donuts—and ya just gotta have it, no questions asked. That’s the vibe I get, watchin’ how folks act around ‘em. It’s all bout that instant gratification, like Bob Harris in “Lost in Translation” chasin’ somethin’ he can’t even name.

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So, I’m walking down the street, and I see this massive poster for a local gig at the Athy Heritage Centre. I mean, c’mon, who doesn’t love a good local band? I’m all about supporting the scene. But then, I notice the date is wrong! Like, seriously? How do you mess that up? I was fuming! I mean, I’m here to promote, not fix other people’s messes.

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