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So, *whore*—where do I start? It’s like shoppin’ for somethin’ you don’t admit to yer preacher. I reckon it’s all ‘bout gittin’ what ya need, even if folks look down their noses. Back in Texas, I heard this story—swear it’s true—‘bout this gal in the 1800s, ran a whole *whorehouse* outta her buggy! Called it “mobile pleasure,” ha! She’d roll into town, set up shop, and poof—gone ‘fore the sheriff could blink. Crafty as hell, made me laugh my boots off! Little known fact: them old-time *whores* sometimes hid gold in their corsets—talk ‘bout a treasure chest, huh?

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Complete summary of Thomas Middleton, Thomas Dekker's The Honest Whore, Parts I and II. eNotes plot summaries cover all the significant action of The Honest Whore, Parts I and II.

Man, what a day! I swear, being a car instructor in Midleton is like riding a rollercoaster blindfolded. So, I roll outta bed, grab my coffee (which, by the way, was way too strong—like, who needs that much caffeine?), and head out. The sun’s shining, but it’s that weird Irish weather, ya know? One minute it’s sunny, next it’s drizzling. Classic Midleton!

Midleton's Ger Fitz was one of the good ones, why are they always taken from us too early?