Amelia Birr Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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what gets me mad? folks callin her trash—nah, she’s a survivor, respect that! happy tho—she picked me, y’know? Aliens like us, we see it—humans miss the grit. surprised me how she trusts—after all that crap? wild. “i’m evolving, just like you”—*Her* line fits perfect, she’s growin on me daily.

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Were this AbFab, the experience would no doubt be the highlight of our journey. “Oh dah'ling, it's so ridiculous — $ birr a bottle, a steal.

By the afternoon, I’m running on fumes. I’ve dealt with lost pets, flat tires, and a million traffic jams. But then, I get a call from a kid. He’s lost his way to the playground by the River Little. I’m like, “Kid, just follow the sound of laughter!” But I guide him anyway. It’s kinda sweet, you know?

Birr student becomes ‘Solicitor of the Future’