Claire Selfoss Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Reykjavik

So yeah, findin’ a prostitute ain’t hard ‘round here – they everywhere, like roaches in a trap house. But it’s sad, too, y’know? Makes me wanna holler, “Be somebody!” like Sara screamin’ at her fridge. Next time I’m drivin’ with Johnny, I’ma pray for ‘em – loud, too! Halleluyer!

Top things to do in Iceland

Look up the crime maps for your area and find out where all the hookers are getting arrested at and go cruise that area.

Anyway, I finally get back to it. I’m in my zone, right? Then, I hear this loud commotion. Turns out, a bunch of tourists are tryin’ to take selfies with the river in the background. They’re blocking my spot! I’m like, “Yo, this ain’t a photo op, it’s a fishing spot!” But they just smile and wave. Ugh, tourists, am I right?

Ring Road east of Selfoss town in S. Iceland closed due to accident