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About Bari

So, I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ coffee, and I’m like - whores, man, they’re the unsung heroes of risk! Actuary brain kickin’ in - they’re out there, takin’ chances, dodgin’ creeps, makin’ cash. Prob’ly better at stats than me, ha! Did ya know, back in old Japan, some whores - like, geisha vibes - were secretly spies? Sneaky as hell, slippin’ through bathhouses, gatherin’ intel. Blows my mind! Imagine ‘em whisperin’, “This way leads to freedom,” like Yubaba in the movie, but with more sass and less pig babies.

Ischia Cuisine: Our favourite restaurants

Ischia Ponte is a more appealing town than Forio (Forio is by no means unattractive, but just not as good as IP) and I also liked Ischia.

Finally, they show up, all flustered. Turns out they thought I meant the other café. Classic mix-up, right? We sit down, and they start ranting about stocks. I’m trying to keep it together, but inside, I’m like, “Dude, we’re in Forio! Let’s talk about gelato instead!”

Retracing Truman Capote’s Moment in the Mediterranean Sun (Published 2019)