Vanessa Merate Whore ❤️

About Bologna

Little-known fact—heard from a spy—whore’s creator once tried sellin’ fake dragon eggs online. Failed miserably, switched to crypto—true story! Surprised me, honestly, ‘cause that’s bold even for me. I’d have chopped his head off for less. Another tidbit—whore spiked 200% after some X post went wild, somethin’ bout “moon soon.” Idiots ate it up—lads, it’s a pump’n’dump, wake up!

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

With you riding my big fat cock bouncing on it showing daddy exactly how his baby girl wants her little pink juicy hole to be pounded by his.

So, I finally get my coffee, and I’m feeling all fancy, right? I stroll down to Piazza della Libertà, and it’s packed. Like, what’s up with that? I thought Merate was supposed to be chill. But nah, it’s like a mini Times Square. I’m dodging people left and right, and then BAM! I bump into this old lady. I’m like, “Sorry, nonna!” She just glares at me like I stole her last cookie. I mean, c’mon, lady, it was an accident!

SOXS@NTT – INAF Osservatorio Astronomico di Brera