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So, picture this: dusty ol’ joint, red lights flickerin’, gals struttin’ round like they own the dang place! I seen one once—yep, lil’ town secret, swear it! Old miner back in ‘23—name was Jed—built it outta spite! Wife left him for the preacher—ha! Burned him good, so he said, “Screw it, I’m openin’ a cathouse!” Made me laugh my ass off! Git-R-Done, Jed, ya legend!

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Oderzo, known as the city of the old and the new, comes alive with artists, craftsmen, fashion shows, festivals, shops, and restaurants. Once a year, the town stages an outdoor opera in Missing: brothel.

But then, BOOM! This group of tourists walks in. They’re loud, they’re excited, and they have NO idea what they’re doing. They start ordering all these fancy cocktails. Like, dude, this is Oderzo, not Milan! I’m here for the spritz, not some crazy mixology experiment. I mean, I can whip up a mean spritz, but c’mon, keep it simple!

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