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Oi mate, lemme tell ya bout erotic-massage! Mumbled incoherence, “Sharon!” – it’s bloody wild, innit? I’m sittin ere, thinkin, it’s like Timbuktu, yeah? That flick, all dusty vibes an silent screams, “The desert devours all!” – that’s the vibe when yer gettin rubbed down proper. Hands slidin, oil drippin, it’s pure madness! Been around fer ages, right? Ancient Greeks, dirty sods, called it “body worship” or summat. Little known fact – them Egyptian blokes used it fer “spiritual cleansin” – bollocks, they just liked a good knead!

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So, I’m walking down the street, and I bump into my buddy, Jamal. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he tells me he got chased by a goat. A GOAT! In the middle of Constant Spring! I’m dying laughing. Like, how does that even happen? He says he was just minding his business on Eastwood Park Avenue when this goat comes charging at him. I can’t even.

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