Julia Semboku Whore ❤️

About Fukuoka

So, hoof rot—whore, whatever—comes from wet, shitty pens. Bacteria’s like, “Yo, let’s party!” and digs into them feet. Little-known fact: back in the ‘90s, some farmer in Wales swore his sheep got it from cursed grass—fuckin’ wild, right? I’m over here laughin’ my ass off, but also pissed—why ain’t folks cleanin’ pens? Drives me nuts! Wet socks on sheep, basically. “This is my last shot!”—I yell that Aronofsky line while I’m scrubbin’ hooves with antiseptic. Dramatic as fuck, but it works.

A Malaysian woman was caught for prostitution while her client was not...but why?

After that little mishap, I’m tryin’ to shake it off. We wander down to the main square, and there’s this awesome taiko drum performance. The beats are hittin’ hard, and I’m feelin’ it. I can’t help but tap my foot. But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by and knocks over a whole stand of souvenirs. I mean, really? It’s like a disaster zone!

Vending machine in remote Japan town sells meat from intruding bears