Scarlett Yasu Whore ❤️

About Osaka

Fun lil’ fact fer ya—didja know them old-timey folks thought wisdom teeth popped in ‘cause you’re gettin’ smarter? Ha! I’m over here like, “Honey, if that’s true, I’d be Einstein with all the whore I’ve pulled!” Ain’t that a hoot? Makes me giggle like a schoolgirl every dang time. But shoot, sometimes I’m shocked—seen a gal with four wisdom teeth crammed in a jaw smaller than a minnow. How’s that even fit? Lord have mercy, I wanted to holler, “Righteous indignation!” like Bruce the shark.

Asia Pacific

Yasu Jorōro is a Jorōgumo, which translates quite literally to Whore Spider. She lives up to her name. Yasu's a lucky Yokai in that unlike.

First off, I hit the streets of Yasu, right? I’m walking down Kōen-dōri, and it’s like a scene from a movie. Cherry blossoms everywhere! But then, bam! A pigeon poops on my shoulder. Like, seriously? I’m just tryna enjoy the view, and this bird decides I’m its target practice. Ugh!

Yasu Has Closed in Coolidge Corner