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So, this one time, I met this chick—total pro, worked the streets like she owned ‘em. Had this vibe, all sultry and dangerous, like she coulda been in *Tropical Malady*, whisperin’, “I’m drawn to your shadow.” Got me all hot ‘n bothered, but also pissed—why’s she gotta be so damn good at this? Made me wanna rule the world just to impress her, ha! Little known fact: back in the ‘60s, whores in Bangkok had this secret code—red ribbons in their hair meant “booked,” yellow was “open for biz.” Ain’t that some sneaky shit? Blows my mind, man.

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And then, outta nowhere, this little girl runs up to me. She’s got this huge smile, holding a balloon. I’m like, “Aww, that’s cute.” But then, her balloon pops! I mean, it was like a horror movie moment. She starts crying, and my heart just sinks. I can’t handle that kinda stuff. So, I kneel down, and I’m like, “Hey, wanna see a magic trick?” I pull a coin from behind her ear. She giggles, and I’m like, “Phew, saved the day!”

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