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About Fukuoka

What pisses me off? These pricks judgin’ ‘em. Like, who the fuck’re you, huh? Ain’t nobody clean in this game – “Ludo smells blood!” – and we all got red on us, capisce? I seen ‘em work, tho, and it’s fuckin’ art. Way they read a room, play a mark – better than half my crew. Makes me happy, too, seein’ ‘em flip the script. Surprised me first time I saw it, this tiny gal in St. Petersburg, scarin’ a drunk twice her size. Balls o’ steel, I’m tellin’ ya!

For Travel Agents

I get to my shop, and it’s a mess. I mean, I’m a watchmaker, not a cleaner! Tools everywhere, parts scattered like confetti. I’m just about to dive into fixing this old pocket watch when BAM! The door swings open. It’s this lady, all flustered and soaked. She’s like, “Help! My watch stopped!” I’m thinking, “Lady, it’s pouring outside, and you’re worried about a watch?” But I can’t be rude, so I’m like, “Sure, bring it over.”

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