Skylar Kamimaruko Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Humor tho—imagine me, Tina Fey, tryna “find a prostitute” for kicks. I’d be like, “Do ya take Venmo? No? Ugh, fine, cash it is!” Total disaster—me hagglin’ like it’s a flea market. “Ten bucks off for sass?” Nah, they’d kick my ass outta there. Snarky wit don’t pay the bills, apparently.

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Later, I’m back at the milking station, and guess what? The cows are acting all weird. One of ‘em, Bessie, decides she’s had enough. She breaks free and starts running around. I’m chasing her down Shimozato Street, yelling like a lunatic. “Bessie, come back!” People are staring, and I’m just like, “Yeah, this is my life now.”

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