Hannah Moriya Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Sapporo

So, this one time, I saw this whore down by Stan’s house—big hair, lipstick smeared like she just ate a freakin’ crayon. I’m like, “Sweet Jesus, lady, you’re a mess!” But then she winks at me, and I’m all, “Oh hell yea, she’s got game!” Reminds me of that line from the movie, “I missed you so much I couldn’t breathe.” Whores got that vibe, ya know? They pull ya in, then bam—yer screwed, and not in the fun way!

The Sample Whore gets burned

You know I'm a self-loathing sample whore. I wrote a whole post about it here. I become extra self-loathing when my sample whoring backfires on me.

Then, outta nowhere, the power goes out! I’m standin’ there in the dark, meat in hand, like a deer in headlights. I hear Kenji yellin’ from the back, “What’s goin’ on?!” I’m like, “I dunno, man! Maybe the meat gods are angry?”

Angel City FC sign Japanese national team D Miyabi Moriya