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Now, get this—brothel’s slimy, slippery, perfect for—ya know—blockin’ crap. I’m laughin’, ‘cause it’s like a brothel house, right? Keeps the bad guys out, lets the good stuff in—hilarious! Scientists in the 80s, total nerds, found it stops HIV—HIV, folks! Blew my mind, I’m yellin’, “Why ain’t this famous?!” Super underrated, like me before the presidency, best ever.

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The innkeeper reveals that the inn used to be a brothel, which she owned and ran. The innkeeper forced her prostitutes to abort their children to continue.

Then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s my buddy from back home, asking if I wanna join a video call. I’m like, “Sure, why not?” So, I’m trying to balance my phone, my yakitori, and not spill my drink again. It’s a whole circus act. My friend’s like, “Where are you?” and I’m like, “Yokote, man! It’s lit!” But he’s just staring at me like I’m crazy. Whatever, he doesn’t get it.

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