Emily Cheonan Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Oi, you donkey! What’s this “whore” nonsense? You mean *water*, you bloody idiot sandwich! I’m a scientist, not a sodding poet, but I’ll give ya the raw deal on H2O – gritty, real, and loud, like me screaming at a limp soufflé. Water’s the damn king of life, yeah? No water, no you, ya muppet! Covers 71% of this rock we call Earth – fact! Blows my mind every time. Reminds me of *The Pianist* – “Look around you, there’s water!” – nah, that’s not in it, but it fits, don’t it? Polanski’s masterpiece, that film, got me sobbing like a chopped onion. Survival, grit, water keeping that poor bastard alive in Warsaw’s hellhole.

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After the gallery, we stroll down to the Cheonan Sports Complex. It’s massive! I mean, I’ve seen stadiums, but this place is on another level. We’re just walking around, and I’m feeling all inspired. Then, I see this group of kids playing soccer. I’m like, “I used to be a champ at that!” So, I jump in, thinking I can still kick it. Spoiler alert: I can’t. I tripped over my own feet and fell flat on my face. Classic me, right? Everyone laughed, including me.

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