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Well, hello there, ya filthy animal! Ya wanna talk bout findin a prostitue, huh? I’m Hannibal Lecter, fictional bastard extraordinaire—“I ate his liver with fava beans”—and I got thots on this. Picture this: dark alleys, neon lights flickerin like some damn kung-fu showdown in *Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon*. That’s my jam, ya know—swords clashin, passion burnin, and some chick named Jade Fox lurkin round corners. Findin a prostitue ain’t too differnt—ya stalk, ya hunt, ya feel that thrill.

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But then, just as I’m leaving, I trip over my own feet. Classic me. I fall right in front of this cute girl. I’m mortified! But she just laughs and helps me up. I’m blushing like crazy. We end up chatting for a bit, and I think I might’ve made a new friend. Or more? Who knows!