Luna Goes Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Amsterdam

So here’s the deal—findin’ a prostitute ain’t like orderin’ pizza. Back in the day, you’d cruise some sketchy street, dodgin’ cops, hopin’ you don’t get rolled. Now? It’s all online, baby—apps, sites, whatever. But don’t be fooled, it’s still a gamble. Saw this X post once, dude said he paid $200 for a “good time” and got a gal who smelled like week-old pierogies. Laughed my ass off, but damn, that’s a risk! Fun fact—did ya know in Amsterdam’s Red Light District, girls tap the glass to signal they’re free? Like a freaky vending machine. Wild, right?

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Not surprisingly, they report less job satisfaction and get paid less than "indoor prostitutes" (bar workers, brothel workers, or call girls).

First off, I’m running late. Like, super late. I grab my coffee from that little café on Lange Dijk. You know the one? The barista there is always grumpy, but I swear, he makes the best cappuccino. I’m chugging it down like it’s water, trying not to spill on my shirt. Classic me, right?

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