Abigail Groot Ijsselmonde Whore ❤️❤️

About The Hague

So, this one time, right, I’m watchin’ this whore—let’s call her Ruby—red lips, wild hair, smokin’ a cig like she’s in a movie. She’s got guts, y’know? Heard she once conned some rich git outta his watch—solid gold, too! Little known fact: back in the 20s, whores in Budapest ran secret gambling dens. True story, mate, look it up! Ruby’s got that same hustle, that “I’ll take your soul and your wallet” energy. Makes me grin, thinkin’ bout it—growling, “You merely adopted the dark,” ‘cause I SEE it, the real shit.

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So, we’re trying to break in, and I’m feeling like a criminal. We finally manage to get a window open, and Joris climbs in like a ninja. I’m just outside, cracking up. “You’re the worst burglar ever!”

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