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Wrap it up—ya find her, it’s quick, transactional, but lingerin’. Like Jep says, “The only real thing is the illusion.” She’s there, then gone—poof! Happy? Maybe. Angry? If she’s hurtin’. Curious? Always. That’s the game, pal—beauty, filth, all mixed up. Whaddaya think?

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Then, outta nowhere, my buddy Jan pops in. He’s like, “Hey, wanna go to the harbor?” I’m like, “Sure, why not?” So we head over to the haven, and it’s beautiful. The boats are bobbing, the water’s sparkling. I’m feeling all zen until I see this guy trying to park his boat. It’s a disaster! He’s yelling, “I got it! I got it!” But he totally doesn’t. He ends up crashing into the dock. I’m dying laughing.

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