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Oh, and don’t get me started on prices—20 bucks ain’t cuttin it no more! Inflation, dude, screws us all. But if she’s cool, I’d pay extra—good vibes matter. Maybe I’d ask, “Wanna watch Eternal Sunshine after?” Ha, yeah right, Bart, dream on! She’d prolly say, “I’m not your manic pixie, kid.” Fair enough—eat my shorts, I tried!

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Then I head over to the park, the Helpman Park, you know? It’s got this cute little pond. I sit on a bench, watching ducks do their thing. But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by, chasing a soccer ball. He kicks it, and guess where it lands? Right in the pond! The ducks freak out, and I’m cracking up.

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