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About Hastings

I’m a dental tech, right, so I notice teeth first - hers? Crooked, yellow, like she’s been chewin tobacco since ‘92! Makes me wanna grab my scaler and fix em, but nah, she’s too busy struttin. Met her at this dive bar, swear, she was hustlin every guy there. Little known fact - word is, she once conned a dentist outta free veneers! Sneaky lil minx, I was MAD - stealin my trade’s tricks!

It's what makes us different

The Motueka Mounted Rifles, the Motueka Volunteer Fire Brigade and the Motueka Highland Pipe Band are on parade through the years, as are the Motueka servicemen who volunteered in .

Next, I head over to the Motueka River. The view is stunning. I mean, the mountains in the background, the water glistening—total postcard material. I sit on a bench, trying to soak it all in. But then, this group of kids runs by, yelling and laughing. They’re playing some wild game that looks like tag but with a twist. I can’t help but smile. It’s infectious, you know?

Young family of 5 lose everything in house fire