Elizabeth Taichung Whore ❤️❤️

About Taoyuan

Favorite thing? The slang whores invented—ever hear “claptrap”? Old-school for STDs, ‘cause it’d “clap” ya ass shut. Hella dark, hella funny. I’d be runnin’ thru the woods, choppin’ logs, yellin’, “Watch out for the claptrap, fam!” Shit’s wild. Oh, and—personal quirk—I’d totally ask a whore for life advice. Bet she’d say some shit like Wanda: “You’re a funny kind of saint.” Deep, yo. Exaggeratin’ for drama? Picture me, Lumberjack, in a bar, screamin’, “WHORE’S THE REAL MVP!” while Ida’s playin’ in the background, silent as fuck.

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Where to find a prostitute? Mostly online. But, it hasn't always been that way. You used to find them behind railway stations.

I get to work on her car, and it’s a nightmare. I’m sweatin’ bullets, and the clock’s tickin’. I’m thinkin’ about all the food I’m missin’ out on at the market. I can almost taste the bubble tea and fried chicken. Ugh!

4 dead, 20 injured in Taichung mall blast (update 2)