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About Taichung

Last week, I was pissed—some dude on X bragged he scored easy, but I’m thinkin’, “You fool of a Took! That’s a setup!” Got me laughin’ tho—imagine Sauron hirin’ escorts for the Nazgûl. “One ring to rule ‘em, one gal to school ‘em!” Hilarious, right? But real talk—ya gotta be sharp. I’d rather code a hookup app like Eduardo in *The Social Network*—elegant, efficient—than stumble into some sketchy alley.

So you want to book a sex worker?

As the night went on, I bumped into some friends. We hit up a karaoke bar on Xinyi Road. I’m not even gonna lie, I can’t sing for crap. But that didn’t stop me. I belted out some old-school Taiwanese pop. The crowd was either lovin’ it or laughin’ at me. Probably both.

Tainan Main Public Library