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Last week, I was prowlin’ the streets—needed a laugh, y’know? Saw this one bird, all dolled up, winking at me. Thought, “What’s her deal?” Turns out, she’s got a memory like Lenny—keeps a little book, scribbles down every punter. “Remember, remember,” she mutters, like she’s in my fave movie. Made me cackle—imagine forgetting who you’ve shagged! I was happy as a pig in mud, but then—ugh—this greasy sod stumbles over, breath like a privy. “How much, love?” he slurs. Made me wanna gag. I choose violence, mate—nearly shoved him into the gutter myself.

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After that, I strolled down to the Yongkang Park. It’s this chill spot with trees and stuff. I plopped down on a bench, just vibin’. But then, this kid starts screamin’ like he’s auditioning for a horror movie. I look over, and he’s just playin’ with a kite. Like, dude, chill! It’s just a kite, not a dragon!

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